maths groaners

Oh well if we're doing quizzes......Here's one I gave my end of term maths class.

Thanks! 1000000
Fo 1p ur Fo £1 ur
Bejing 10-7
0.0000000000 well, alright!
24TPO1 = B1G1F
(Them + 1") + (They'll - 1 mile)
10GBAAOAW (best said in a Lundun accent)
1 blessing, 2 blessings, 3 blessings....
The ................12" ................Grave
H2OUR212F